The Jorinah Fairytale: A Trilogy (LOLZ) Part I

ABOUT US

Jonah - Gold

Rina - Fat

So this blog is something we're putting up in order to deal with our stressful daily lives.We believe that being able to express our emotions and share a part of ourselves to our readers is a necessity as well as something beautiful and magical.

Hahahaha. Just kidding.  

We're just bored.

So that's me (Jonah) and Rina (the fat one) having one of our rare moments where we actually smile at the camera and not make faces at each other. We can be very loving towards one another when we want to. But that's the problem. 

We rarely want to.

We met on the first day of college when I was being the bitchy self that I was thinking I was above making friends with others. All of a sudden this big ball of fat approached me and asked if we were in the right classroom. Naturally, I got attracted to the smiling face of a cherub and decided to sit with her. Haha! Again, just kidding. I just didn't have anyone better to sit with.

And it all started there. I remember the first ever text she sent me was a group message containing song lyrics. It's not really connected with what this paragraph is going to be about but I just wanted to remind her how she sent me a group message containing song lyrics. Hahaha! Anyway, those first few days weren't actually very easy for me. Coming from an all girls school, adjusting to a university with all types of people from different walks of life (and dealing with some people's retarded sense of humor) was kinda difficult. So although it is torture for me to say this, I did find some comfort talking to my fat friend (I mean Rina if that wasn't so obvious). We found solace in each other by bashing and mocking other people. You can say that our foundation was based on mutual hatred of some of our blockmates and our mutual skill in mocking them. Kinda gives you a glimpse on what our relationship would be like.

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What Jonah said are all lies.  The only truth that she mentioned was the fact that I approached her because I wanted to ask where Room D was.  And how I have the smiling face of a cherub.  Plus, the way we mocked other people.  And the first  text message I sent her.  And the way we adjusted in our first year in college.  So, basically... everything she said.

Anyway, let me give you my own version of the events that transpired during that eventful day in 2009.  I was going to meet a batchmate from HS (Ekay.  We weren't so close back then)  I was wandering idly around UST.  Actually, I was lost.  Ekay told me to meet her near the arc.  I didn't know where the bloody arc was so I was lost and confused and kind of scared and...  You know what, you don't have to know these stuff.  Let me fast forward to the moment (MOMENT HAHAHAHA) I met Jonah.

So, Ekay and I were together and we didn't know where Room D was.  The guard was totally unhelpful and I was so close to kicking him in the nuts but, lo and behold, I saw a bunch of nervous-looking idiots (I'M KIDDING HAHAHA I'M KIDDING!!!) waiting outside a room under the stairs (seriously, our room was under the stairs.)  I approached this bitchy-looking hag (Jonah), tapped her, and asked if the pitiful room before us was Room D.  When she saw me, her eyes glowed, as if to tell me, "Omg you're perfect.  I'm going to stick to you like a band-aid!"  That should've given me the hint that Jonah would always worship the floor that I walk on. But, when you think about it, I was kind of used to that kind of attention (being the charming goddess that I am.)

Kidding aside, I think we were both lucky to have met and bonded that way.  I was actually really having a hard time adjusting to college.  There were some stuff that most people laughed at and all I could do was raise my eyebrows and think, "Omg if this is college humor then I'm doomed."  Then came Jonah.  I remember that we were hesitant, at first, to admit if there were some stuff that we didn't like about school or our block.  Then we opened up and realized that we're two really amazing people in our very own hell.  (AGAIN, I'M KIDDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU 4CA5!  Not 1CA5 because.. you know.  HAHAHAHAHA!)

So, all you have to remember is that June 17, 2009 is the start of our beautiful story - Jorinah Fairytale.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!